Posted on November 9, 2011
I’ve been converted.
I used to think that the ‘juice’ things was just a scam to get people to throw away huge amounts of money on tasty treats with little to no benefit. I thought they were idiots.
Turns out I was the idiot.
After doing a lot of research, I’m now on the juice band wagon.
From what I’ve learned, it’s an amazing way to get shit loads of vitamins, injected straight into your body, in a short period of time.
I started my adventures in juice yesterday with an apple, carrot, orange, and ginger extravaganza.
Today, I failed.
I was walking around Paddy’s Markets looking at all the fresh, cheap fruit and vegetables wondering what I should get. Then I was struck with a brain wave:
Kiwifruit and cucumber!
Other people I told about it weren’t convinced, but it didn’t matter. I was certain this was going to work. Turns out I was very wrong…
It tasted like watery acid.
It was only after running half a kilo of oranges through that it got palatable.
Hmmm… I managed to slam it down. My girlfriend managed to pour most of it down the sink.
Thanks sweetie. Your support means a lot to me…