Juice Failure…

Posted on November 9, 2011

I’ve been converted.

I used to think that the ‘juice’ things was just a scam to get people to throw away huge amounts of money on tasty treats with little to no benefit. I thought they were idiots.

Turns out I was the idiot.

After doing a lot of research, I’m now on the juice band wagon.


From what I’ve learned, it’s an amazing way to get shit loads of vitamins, injected straight into your body, in a short period of time.


I started my adventures in juice yesterday with an apple, carrot, orange, and ginger extravaganza.


Today, I failed.

I was walking around Paddy’s Markets looking at all the fresh, cheap fruit and vegetables wondering what I should get. Then I was struck with a brain wave:

Kiwifruit and cucumber!


Other people I told about it weren’t convinced, but it didn’t matter. I was certain this was going to work. Turns out I was very wrong…

It tasted like watery acid.

It was only after running half a kilo of oranges through that it got palatable.

Hmmm… I managed to slam it down. My girlfriend managed to pour most of it down the sink.

Thanks sweetie. Your support means a lot to me…


1 Reply to "Juice Failure..."

  • Louise
    January 16, 2012 (10:32 am)

    Yoour Girlfriend sounds like the hero of this adventure.

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