Juice Failure…

Posted on November 9, 2011

I’ve been converted.

I used to think that the ‘juice’ things was just a scam to get people to throw away huge amounts of money on tasty treats with little to no benefit. I thought they were idiots.

Turns out I was the idiot.

After doing a lot of research, I’m now on the juice band wagon.

GO JUICE!

From what I’ve learned, it’s an amazing way to get shit loads of vitamins, injected straight into your body, in a short period of time.

AMAZING!

I started my adventures in juice yesterday with an apple, carrot, orange, and ginger extravaganza.

Success.

Today, I failed.

I was walking around Paddy’s Markets looking at all the fresh, cheap fruit and vegetables wondering what I should get. Then I was struck with a brain wave:

Kiwifruit and cucumber!

Genuis!

Other people I told about it weren’t convinced, but it didn’t matter. I was certain this was going to work. Turns out I was very wrong…

It tasted like watery acid.

It was only after running half a kilo of oranges through that it got palatable.

Hmmm… I managed to slam it down. My girlfriend managed to pour most of it down the sink.

Thanks sweetie. Your support means a lot to me…

 


1 Reply to "Juice Failure..."

  • Louise
    January 16, 2012 (10:32 am)
    Reply

    Yoour Girlfriend sounds like the hero of this adventure.


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